When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her...
After marriage, husband and wife,
become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other,
but still stay together!!!
By all means marry!
If you get a good wife - you'll be happy!
If you get a bad one...
You'll become a philosopher!!!
Woman inspires us to great things,
and prevents us from achieving them...
The great question... which I have not been able to answer...
is...
"What does a woman want?"
I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me!!!
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant twice a week...
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing...
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays...
There's a way of transferring funds
that's even faster than electronic banking...
It's called - marriage...
I've had bad luck with both my wives...
The first one left me...
and
The second one DIDN'T!!!
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming;
1. Whenever you're wrong - admit it...
2. Whenever you're right - SHUT UP!
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once...
You know what I did before marriage???
ANYTHING I WANTED TO!!!
My wife and I were happy for twenty years...
THEN WE MET!
A good wife always forgives her husband
when she's wrong...
